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Postby H on Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:02 pm

after the recent mayem about calling a teddy bear "mohammed" in Sudan, Sooty has decided to cancel his his tour to Jamaica. :lol:
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Postby Bigbob on Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:45 pm

Tramp walks into a jewellers, pulls his pants down and strats fingering his ass. Shop assistant shouts " get out you dirty bastard!" tramp says "make your mind up!" and points to the sign in the shop window. 'come inside and pick your ring in comfort'
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Postby Clem on Fri May 16, 2008 3:38 pm

A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage 'did you see me rob the bank?' Hostage says 'yes'. Robber shoots him in the head! He asks the second hostage the same question.
Hostage says ' no but the wife did!' :lol:
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Postby Clem on Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:59 pm

Two men playing golf. One is about to chip onto the green when he sees a funeral pass the course. He stops mid swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. The friend says 'wow that is the most thoughtful, touching thing I have ever seen'. 'Well, we were married 35 years' he replies :!: :)
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