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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
after the recent mayem about calling a teddy bear "mohammed" in Sudan, Sooty has decided to cancel his his tour to Jamaica. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tramp walks into a jewellers, pulls his pants down and strats fingering his ass. Shop assistant shouts " get out you dirty bastard!" tramp says "make your mind up!" and points to the sign in the shop window. 'come inside and pick your ring in comfort'
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage 'did you see me rob the bank?' Hostage says 'yes'. Robber shoots him in the head! He asks the second hostage the same question.
Hostage says ' no but the wife did!' Laughing
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Clem
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage 'did you see me rob the bank?' Hostage says 'yes'. Robber shoots him in the head! He asks the second hostage the same question.
Hostage says ' no but the wife did!' Laughing
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